Speaker TV Food For Thought

So without further ado

1.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

2.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

3.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.


4.

LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

5.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

6.

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

7.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

8.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

9.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

10.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

11.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

13.

I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

15.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’

16.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

17.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…

18.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

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