Bark is launching like a private school girl into a group of boys. It will be hectic-crazy, and yet dangerously exciting. Hair will fly, nickers will be flashed and random snogging will be mandatory all while maintaining an essence of sophisti- funk.

Trek down to miss libertine and loose your shit on the dance floor to the sweet sweet tunes of Red Ink, We Are Fans and The Parking Lot Experiment.

Bands will start at 8:00 pm and you can pick up a launch party exclusive copy of the Bark Magazine for the gold coin price of $2.

Bring a date or if your that good looking bring five but whatever you do get there… It will be like that time when Britney shaved her head… you will always remember where you were and always wish you were there instead.


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